On the room door of an APT(Abstractor Posting Tweets) a notice is posted! It says: DO NOT WASTE TWEETS! 6 months ago
As a child I was always amazed by the fact that the strongest animals in the world such as Bison, Hippo, Rhino, & Elephant are herbivorous! 6 months ago
LI Tip For Vegetarians: If you want to tell your employer or your n/w that you are a veggie, write in the 'Interests' section as follows: 6 months ago
Next two tweets tells you how to deal with this issue! 6 months ago
Being a vegetarian can create embarrassing moments for executives, especially in corporate parties & corporate events! 6 months ago
TWEETEA!...WAKES UP EVEN THE LAZIEST! 6 months ago
Even as Ravana breaks into a triumphant laughter, the following words appear on the TV screen: 6 months ago
At this time the Twitter blue bird flies into the room & perches itself on Kumbakarna’s head, flapping wings, & says: TWEETEA! TWEETEA! 6 months ago
Kumbakarna 2 Ravana: SSSS…AAAH! What a fantastic cup of tea! Dear Ravana, what is the name of this wonderful tea?! 6 months ago
The funny looking Kumbakarna now sips TWEETEA much to the delight of the cute & comical looking Ravana! 6 months ago
Kumbakarna now sits on his bed, yawns, lazily stretching his hands & legs, & excitedly looks at the hot cup of TWEETEA! 6 months ago
Kumbakarna instantly wakes up to the captivating TWEETEA aroma much to the surprise of all the tired soldiers! 6 months ago
Ravana now makes a piping hot cup of TWEETEA & takes it to Kumbakarna’s room & places it before the sleeping giant! 6 months ago
Ravana wakes up from his chair & shouts: TWEETEA! TWEETEA! EUREKA! I GOT IT! 6 months ago
Twitter blue bird now drops a TWEETEA tea bag on Ravana’s palms, flaps its wings saying: TWEETEA! TWEETEA!, & flies out of the room! 6 months ago
